WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad and goes “yes, i can. why do you ask?”
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
brb drowning myself in the toilet
I once had a customer ask me how many pieces come in a six piece mozzarella stick. Then another ask me what kind of cheese comes in the mozzarella sticks.
a customer once asked me to void his transaction and then got angry at me when I cancelled his order.
Most of the time, I think Social Darwinism is a nefarious and unethical practice. But, sometimes…
I’m dying on the inside. Also this is why I don’t work in retail or good service anymore.
Lady once wanted a return because her “mango and banana looked funny”
She had bought an avocado and a plantain