Just a teenage girl hiding from her responsibilities on the internet

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

carsonphillips:

when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad and goes “yes, i can. why do you ask?” 

supernaturalapocalypse:

Misha and Maison Collins (x)
fuckyeah1990s:

Crash Team Racing

fuckyeah1990s:

Crash Team Racing

(Source: paxaun)

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

mister-mummy:

i love you. you made a mistake? i dont care i love you. you made a wrong choice? love you. you don’t think you’re good for anything? guess what you’re good for loving i love you

(Source: nixpunk)

bravodelta9:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

freddiefrowns:

doctorattanowinchesterholmes:

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

apathbetweenthestars:

Source

brb drowning myself in the toilet

I once had a customer ask me how many pieces come in a six piece mozzarella stick. Then another ask me what kind of cheese comes in the mozzarella sticks.

a customer once asked me to void his transaction and then got angry at me when I cancelled his order.

Most of the time, I think Social Darwinism is a nefarious and unethical practice. But, sometimes…

I’m dying on the inside. Also this is why I don’t work in retail or good service anymore.

Lady once wanted a return because her “mango and banana looked funny”

She had bought an avocado and a plantain

anime-boyfriend:

GUESS WHO MADE THEMSELVES A BACKGROUND FOR THEIR IPOD
(ME)

anime-boyfriend:

GUESS WHO MADE THEMSELVES A BACKGROUND FOR THEIR IPOD

(ME)

(Source: tumboy)